Cancers are our main focus this month. And we have such options! Check out and see who’s a cancer and you’ll see – there’s a lot of grease/gossip here…
Celeb Crabs:
• Pam Anderson
• Tom Cruise
• Liv Tyle
• Mike Tyson
• Missy Elliott
• 50 cent
• Courtney Love
• O J Simpson
• Jessica Simpson
• Harrison Ford
• Lisa Rinna
• Brian Austin Green
• Gisele Bunchen
• Vin Diesel
• Selma Blair
• Tobey Maguire
• Lindsay Lohan
• Chace Crawford
• Ed Westwick
• Michael Phelps
Cancer synopsis…
Ruled by the Moon and represented by the Crab symbol, Cancers are the mothers of the zodiac. But that is too simplistic isn’t it? Nurturing, caring, possessive and controlling more like it. That’s the balance. Nurturing leads to being a controller. Think Tom Cruise who has wifey Katie Holmes under his constant guard. She’s a Sagittarius too – but she doesn’t seem to be able to break free of his grasp. Like Nicole Kidman before her (Gemini), he has a way of controlling his wives. Katie is hoping to travel to Australia and film a movie – without Tom by the sound of it. She showed up at the season finale of ‘American Idol’ and it was so loud, they had to put ear muffs on Surie who she dragged along with her. She had to leave in the end. It was just too noisy for the kid. Why would she do that? Surely she doesn’t want the publicity?
Interestingly enough Nicole is now with another water sign, Scorpio Keith Urban. And they seem happy – she’s close to the Gemini/Cancer borderline, so she has planets in Cancer, which makes it easier for her to deal with clingy water signs. Speaking of clingy water signs, Lindsay Lohan is having a hard time since breaking up with Leo Samantha Ronson. She’s disappearing before our very eyes. Shrunken and sad.
It all brings us back to the ‘original paparazzi dream pin up girl’ Princess Diana – a Cancer born July 1 – like Pam Anderson who we have witnessed go through many very public relationships and break ups. There is something about Cancer women that bring us back again and again. Pam, Lindsay, Deborah Harry, Courtney Love…all train wrecks we can’t take our eyes off.
Cancer men aren’t out of the clear either. Mike Tyson & O J Simpson in the same category, with a side of Tom Cruise and David Hasselhoff? Not to mention those pretty pesky Gossip Girl boys Chace Crawford & Ed Westwick. The gay rumours continue to fly around these two and they are loving every minute of it. Chace is going to reprise fellow Cancer Kevin Bacon’s role in ‘Footloose’ – a role that Zac Efron passed on.
Meanwhile Jessica Simpson in true Cancer style is having ‘weight issues’. She’s fat, she’s thin, she’s everything in between. Apparently she’s shopping a reality show about her yo–yo dieting and weight issues and hoping to be back on prime time. Lisa Rinna is also shopping a reality TV show with handsome hubby Harry Hamlin as well as appearing on the cover of Playboy at the ripe old age of 45…
Gisele caused shock waves when she was interviewed by Vanity Fair magazine and spoke of her husband’s son with actress Brigette Moynahan as if he was her own child. Obviously people felt she spoke out of turn. Being a Cancer her mothering instincts well and truly kicked in. She wants 6 kids of her own. Will her figure stand up to that? Probably…it’s so not fair!
Now to other celebs…
Capricorn Mel Gibson is finally getting the divorce that everyone has been talking about for years from his wife of 28 years Robyn (who stayed beyond OUT of the public spotlight). 3 Russians (all named Oksana) have come out of the cosmic woodwork to claim that they are Mel’s lovers, but to tell you the truth, who cares? Mel did his dash months ago when arrested for a DUI and following up with a string of racial slurs. America didn’t really like him that much to begin with (way too camera/media shy and cocky. They love Hugh Jackman –– a charming Libra. Mel is a belligerent goat – very different. So it’s no wonder he is having to deal with rather negative press about his impending divorce. Meanwhile he just went on Jay Leno to confirm that Oksana Grigorieva, a fellow Capricorn is going to be the mother of his child. And he’s very happy about it. Oksana has a son with actor Timothy Dalton. 8 kids for Mel. He ‘joked’ that he was going to be known as ‘OctoMel’. Very funny…
Colin Farrell who used to be on the front page of pretty much everything is really living the ‘downlow’ lifestyle isn’t he? Gemini’s on a while are a lot quieter than they used to be. Nicole Kidmna, Anna Kournikoa, Kylie Minogue, Shai LaBeuouf even Naomi Campbell are all going about their business and keeping out of the headlines. The recession has made people less eager to be seen out and about partying and spending money when other people are losing their houses, their jobs and living in their car…
Aquarius John Travolta & wife Libra Kelly Preston are still reeling after the death of their son Jett. Jupiter retrograde will give them an opportunity to not only continue to grieve in the way they need to grieve, but also to put plans into progress about adopting another child. Not replacing Jett of course. Just filling a void that is in their lives – especially if they adopt a baby. A fresh start and a huge distraction in their lives – not to mention a lot of work!
The ongoing dating saga of Jennifer Aniston who’s an Aquarian continues. Is she really dating Capricorn Bradley Cooper? He was married very briefly to Aries Jennifer Esposito and it didn’t work well. He is very much a Capricorn too. Ambitious, determined, unable to read, evasive and kinda cold. And always looking like he’s up to something…notice he never really plays the nice guy? NipTuck he was a self–absorbed soap actor. In ‘He’s Just not that into you’ he cheated on his wife and caused a lot of trouble. Let’s hope Jennifer Aniston has some fun and moves on…
Aries Kevin Federline, Britney’s ex is FAT! What’s happening with these fat Aries? Mariah Carey has put on weight, as has Alec Baldwin and Matthew Broderick…while Russell Crowe is always battling the bulge. Come on Aries! You’re ruled by Mars, the planet of action! Get active!
COSMIC CHEERS…
Astrogirl
XOXO
