December is the last month of the year and what a month we can expect! Sagittarians are probably the craziest/zaniest sign of the zodiac – and of course we mean that in the nicest possible way!
Let’s have a cosmic peek at which celebs are Sags…
• Britney Spears
• Brad Pitt
• Christina Aguilera
• Ben Stiller
• Katie Holmes
• Jake Gyllenhaal
• Katherine Heigl
• Jay–Z
• Miley Cyrus
• Jamie Foxx
• Nicki Minaj
• Tyra Banks
• Amanda Seyfried
• Ali Lohan
• Vanessa Hudgens
And that’s just a few of the zany celebs born under the very powerful sign of Sagittarius. What a year 2011 has been as we take a minute to look back on it. Babies/marriages and divorces and splits. Obviously the 72 day marriage of Libra Kim K to Aquarius Kris H is the most talked about event of the year. Along with the split of Scorpio Demi Moore and Aquarius Ashton Kutcher (must be something in the Aquarius water/air).
Jay–Z is going to be a daddy early 2012, while Miley Cyrus is back in the arms of her Aussie beau Capricorn hottie Liam Hemsworth. Ali Lohan is a mere shadow of her former self – skinny and unrecognizable, while Britney is flying below the radar – although she and Christina both look like they enjoy their tucker!
Christina Aguilera – what happened to her? She’s like an over the top Snooki from the Jersey Shore (who is a Scorpio/Sag cusper born November 23) – great big fake boobs, blond hair and way too much make up for a 30 year old. Like Libra Kim Kardashian, she looks older than her years and it’s due to all the make up and the extra weight she carries. Remember Christina in ‘Genie in a Bottle’ days? Tiny little thing – she doesn’t have the frame for the boobs and the hair…way too much to take in.
And yes, Kim K has already called it quits with her young and rude hubby. She apparently felt it wasn’t going to work from before she said “I do” yet went ahead with the $10 million wedding anyway. Very Libra (keep the peace) of her. Her ex Kris is crude, rude and vulgar and we all get to see why the marriage fizzled when we start watching the next season of ‘Kim and Kourtney take NYC’ which airs here in the US Sunday Nov 27…all eyes glued for sure! Being an Aquarius, Kris Humphries tells it like it is and is also very uncensored – which didn’t work for dainty little Kim. Kim has suffered a lot of backlash here and people feel duped and angry. Her PR machine didn’t do the right thing by her at all and she should have gone on a TV interview with someone reputable like Diane Sawyer or Katie Couric and explained why the marriage failed and cried and said it was all so horrible…people would have felt sorry for her – but she flew off to Australia and then flew back in record time and hid out in Calabasas with her dark glasses shielding her face…not good PR.
I’m sure she’s shattered and embarrassed – especially now that her ex PR guy has come forward casting aspersions on the ring (that she bought in 3 years ago herself and wore it before she gave it to Kris H to give back to her…) and that several NBA players were approached to marry Kim before Kris H finally agreed to be the Kardashian patsy. How much of all this hoopla we can believe I don’t know. But the Kardashian image is tattered and tarnished and it will be interesting to see what happens Sunday night when E! premieres their new series.
Demi and Ashton. Bad star sign match up from the start. Scorpio and Aquarius – 2 fixed signs that don’t see eye to eye on much – Scorpios far too needy and controlling, Aquarians far too opinionated and independent. Sources say that theirs was an open marriage and Demi enjoyed other women as much as Ashton did. But when he started to go solo on his groupie mission and stories were leaked from young pretty girls about all the things Ashton did in bed etc Demi realized it was time to get rid of the pesky child. She does seem heartbroken – thin and miserable looking while Ashton is sporting a beard and looking like a homeless person lately. I think Ashton will meet someone his own age, get married and/ or have a child. He’s a child himself so it makes sense that he will want his own child. The 17 year age gap caught up with this Hollywood twosome as it was bound to do. Even Kim K 6 years older than 25 year old Kris H was an issue from the start.
Brad Pitt is 48 this month while Gemini Angelina is 36 – a 12 year old age gap – this time the man being older. And so far it has worked for a long time in Hollywood years, while Michael Douglas is 20 plus years older than C Z Jones and they have been together 11 years. It seems to be that older women/younger men in Hollywood (when the difference is more than a few years) don’t work so well. Eventually the men want a child or want someone who doesn’t look like their mother!
Take for example Shane Warne. A Virgo, he has picked Gemini Liz Hurley as his partner of choice – yet she is 4 years older than him – probably unable to have children and therefore a safe bet for him. He could have picked anyone from 22–42 – yet he picked a mature woman. While this sign mix isn’t great (same as Courteney Cox and David Arquette – another example of the woman being much older than the man), at least we have to applaud Warne for going for someone who is a much more suitable partner for him than some young girl. Don’t know quite what’s in it for Liz but…
Britney Spears is going strong with her man Jason – an older man who is also a Sag. She seems better off than with the young back up dancers she was cavorting with. Leo Madonna is getting them younger and younger – ex hubby Guy Ritchie was 10 years younger, however her latest is 30 years younger! Not gonna work out Madonna!
As we wind down 2011 we wait with bated breath to see who else is going to split up. Sure there have been happy marriages – Sir Paul McCartney (Gemini) and his new wife for example, however more than ever before, things seem to be falling apart in Hollywood…the split of David Arquette and Courtney Cox for example still has people talking.
Here’s to a safe holiday season cosmic peeps!
Astrogirl
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