And the celebs under the celeb spotlight this month are Aquarians…however there seems to be a lot going on with Gemini’s so far in 2012…however first let’s check out our Aquarian celebs…
• Jennifer Aniston
• John Travolta
• Sheryl Crow
• Matt Dillon
• Diane Lane
• Oprah Winfrey
• Minnie Driver
• Justin Timberlake
• Shakira
• Ashton Kutcher
• Emma Roberts
• Taylor Lautner
• Christian Bale
• Lauren Conrad
• Michael C Hall
• Paris Hilton
• Ashton Kutcher
• Denise Richards
• Kris Humphries (ex Kardashian hubby)
As you can see from the above list, quite a few names have been in recent ‘split news’ – the most famous Ashton Kutcher and Kris Humphries…while Justin Timberlake is back and forth with his Pisces love Jessica Biel and Denise Richards is also on and off with Cancerian rocker Richie Sambora.
However I have to report on something quite amazing…the number of huge Hollywood names that are GEMINI’s are in the divorce headlines.
Gemini Russell Brand filed for divorce from Scorpio Katy Perry January 2012
Gemini Johnny Depp finally announced he’s split from Capricorn Vanessa Paradis January 10, 2012
Gemini Heidi Klum just split from Pisces Seal January 22, 2012
Last year of course Gemini Courteney Cox split from Virgo David Arquette
And Gemini Zoe Saldana and her fiancé Libra Kevin Britton split after years together. She’s now dating Capricorn Bradley Cooper. He’s a serial dater – doubt he will ever get married again.
While the 72 day marriage of Libra Kim Kardashian and Aquarius Kris Humphries is fresh in our minds, the Seal/Heidi split is very surprising – they have 4 kids together and renew their vows every year. Apparently he has anger management issues – throws temper tantrums and upsets the kids. Plus his career is sketchy while Heidi’s is flying high (which is true also of Courteney and David/Katy and Russell and Johnny and Vanessa). All the water/earth signs took a back seat to the airy Gemini’s – who are real movers and shakers of the Universe. Let’s hope Nicole Kidman and Scorpio Keith Urban are solid…as they could be next. As could Donald Trump and Melania Trump, a gorgeous Taurus. And then of course there’s Gemini Eddie Cibriani and Virgo LeAnn Rimes…way too OTT in her teeny bikini and with a fresh inked tattoo – ‘the only one that matters’ on her tiny body. Too much we ask? He left his gorgeous wife and 2 kids – Scorpio Brandi Glanville for Virgo LeAnn Rimes – who has exercised herself to fit into tiny bikinis which she wears everywhere. While it’s obvious their sex life is amazing – how long will it last? Eddie is a Gemini – easily distracted. Just saying…P.S. sexy Brandi admitted last week that she and sexy Scorpio Gerard Butler hooked up last summer. Yikes! She gets the hotties that’s for sure!
Leo Brody Jenner just announced he and Libra galpal rocker Avril Lavigne have split. She likes the fire guys – her ex hubby Derek Whibley is an Aries. They were an odd couple – his last girlfriend was a plastic fantastic Playboy centerfold Jayde Nicole…Avril is as un–Playboy like as they come! Still I don’t think it’s completely over…stay tuned if you’re at all interested.
May I say that Gemini’s tend to go against the grain and make life hard for themselves by marrying people who aren’t their star sign match at all. Angelina Jolie is a Gemini and she married Leo Billy Bob and is with Sag Brad Pitt and has made great astro choices for herself. Nicole Kidman likes controlling men –as Cancer Tom Cruise and Scorpio Keith are both controlling signs and don’t let her live as freely as she would like. Gemini Pete Wentz/Noah Wylie and Zoe Saldana all broke off long relationships in 2010/2011 and it seems as if Gemini’s are going through it yet again with this latest spate of twin splits.
Wonder how Gemini couple Natalie Portman and her French fiancé Gemini Ben will fare? No marriage yet however they were together at the Golden Globes a few weeks ago. Speaking of the Golden Globes, Leo Charlize Theron looked amazing – best dressed in my humble opinion.
Babies again – Capricorn Blue Ivy Carter born to Beyonce and Jay–Z – which works well with Virgo B and Jay has a lot of Capricorn in his chart. Pisces cheater Kelsey Grammer expecting twins with new young wife Kayte – while his ex–wife Virgo Camille Grammer is hotter than ever and dating a hot Greek stud – good for her. Pisces men tend to be in love with the idea of love – Kelsey came off as being very cold and cruel in his dealings with Camille – and ruthless in marrying his new young wife one day after his divorce came through. Now he’s having twins with her – IVF no doubt as she miscarried last year – so hopefully he will drop the full custody lawsuit he has against Camille and be content to hang with his new wife and twins and leave Camille alone.
The buzz in Hollywood is the Academy Awards which are right around the corner – Sunday Feb 26 – hosted by Pisces Billy Crystal. Aries Eddie Murphy was slated to host but pulled out in defense of his ratbag friend Producer fellow Aries Brett Rattner – who is always photographed with porn stars and a Producer of such classics as ‘Rush Hour 3’…shame because Eddie would have been great and something new.
Leo Jennifer Lopez continues her relationship with 18 years younger Casper Smart (can’t find his birth date so don’t know his sign). I think it’s fine she has a fling with a young guy – Virgo Marc Anthony looked like such a bore and was hard to look at in the first place…lol. Ultimately J Lo needs someone rich and powerful. Like a mogul – think Virgo Salma Hayek and her husband Leo Francois–Henri Pinault. Among other things, he owns Converse shoes, Samsonite Luggage, the Vail Ski resort in Colorado and Christie’s Auction house. Needless to say Salma never has to work again, neither does their daughter ever have to work. Francois is the father of supermodel Linda Evangelista’s baby too FYI.
J Lo is way too powerful and needy to play with boytoy Casper for too long. However like Madonna, there is the boytoy factor in their lives – Madonna is 53 dating a 23 year old right now!! Madonna tried to play wifey next to Virgo Guy Ritchie but after 10 years regained her independence and is now dating young boys. Interesting how J Lo and Madonna have both had their longest relationships and children with Virgos. There does seem to be a lot of Leos and Virgos hooking up in the entertainment world. And they’re not a good match. However as long as the Leo plays front and center and the Virgo is happy to be in the background, counting the money and investing it wisely…things work. But when Guy Ritchie and Marc Anthony felt as if they were being overshadowed, they acted out and were naughty!
Cosmic Cheers and here’s to a great Award Season in LALALAND!!
Astrogirl
xoxo
