Virgos – the sign of the month…(September Celebrity Report)

Virgos are known for being the earthy, virgin like signs of the zodiac. Funny ‘they’ say that because Virgos are basically unlike any virgins you’ve ever known and are far more likely to be caught up in a sex scandal than any other sign. Plus Virgos are known for being pedantic perfectionists and for always being right, even when they’re horribly wrong.


Let’s look below and see who makes our celebrity Virgos list this year:

* Michael Jackson
* Claudia Schiffer
* Hugh Grant
* Shania Twain
* Richard Gere
* Blake Lively
* Keanu Reeves
* Beyonce
* Charlie Sheen
* Pink
* Adam Sandler
* Jennifer Hudson
* Harry Connick Jr
* Fiona Apple
* Ryan Phillippe
* Michelle Williams (actress not singer)
* Prince Harry
* Jada Pinkett Smith
* Liam Gallagher
* Rachel Bilson
* Jack Black
* Cameron Diaz
* Nick Jonas
* Gloria Estefan
* Scott Speedman
* Salma Hayek
* Lance Armstrong
* Nicole Ritchie
* Guy Ritchie

None of the above are virginal angels are they? Although some would have us believe they are (Beyonce’s squeaky clean persona – she and Sag hubby Jay Z are yet to publicly acknowledge their April marriage). While Michael Jackson & Charlie Sheen are also out and about with less than stellar reputations following them – especially Michael to this very day…

So it goes without saying that September is sure to be full of thrills and spills, especially with a Full Moon in rose coloured glasses Pisces on the 15th. And with a New Moon in Libra later in the month,20we are going to see some new relationships blossom right under our noses.

Speaking of relationships, the one between Sagittarius Nicollette Sheridan and corny Pisces crooner Michael Bolton is done – kaput – after round two/three. They were engaged but never married and ended it quietly late last month. Scorpio leech Peter Cook was publicly humiliated by Aquarius eternal Cheerleader Christie Brinkley in August when she pretty much made him look like the creep he is in court and in the public eye. Amazing how these ‘bad astro matches’ can turn even worse – Sags and Pisces and Scorpios & Aquarians –none of them work in the long run.

Speaking of bad matches, Sagittarius Katie Holmes and cruise control freak Cancer Tom Cruise aren’t a great match at all. His ex Nicole Kidman (Gemini) wasn’t a good match and it lasted 10 years, so who knows, but his best match by far was Taurus Penelope Cruz. As we know, that didn’t stick! She’s now with Pisces Javier Bardem – who likes a drink or seven – and whether or not they can stick it out and have beautiful Spanish children together is difficult to predict. While they’re a fab match, Pisces men have trouble settling down and staying settled. Actor turned singer Terrence Howard has been married twice – to the same woman – but is unable to remain faithful. He has talked about his failed marriages to the mother of his 3 children and written songs about ‘stalking her’ while she went out on a date yet doesn’t seem to get the fact that he caused the break up due to his wandering eye (and other wandering body parts). But then again Seal who’s a Pisces and his wife Gemini Heidi Klum seem as happy as any couple could be with their children – so there’s hope for Pisces men all over the world.

Scorpio Matthew McConaughey and his Aquarian Latina goddess Camilla Alves are another couple with a big cosmic question mark ha nging over their heads. Can they make it or not? Astrologically the odds are against them as are the odds against Leo Abby Cornish and Virgo Ryan Phillipe. But still they all try to get along and make it work when the cosmic odds are firmly stacked against them.

Now let’s look at the good matches. Fiery Aries Reese Witherspoon & Sagittarius hottie Jake Gyllenhaal are fab together, as are Virgo Blake Lively and her Gossip Girl beau Scorpio Penn Badgley (earth and water makes mud and mud sticks).

And of course let’s talk about Britney and how fabulous it is to see her getting her life back on track. She certainly hit rock bottom didn’t she? But she has lost weight and is looking toned (without being stick thin thank goodness). She’s ge tting closer with her boys again (both of whom are Virgos btw). And hopefully her new album is going to be fantastic and we can delight in watching her perform again after years of hiatus. She’s a Sagittarius and they really do have their highs and lows (think Anna Nicole Smith). But she has definitely shifted her energy and is probably in need of cash too – she’s been spending a small fortune and while she’s still making money, she’s not making money like the good old days. There’s buzz that she will perform at the Sep 7 MTV Music Awards but whether or not this is true remains to be seen. It would be great to see her redeem herself after her shockingly bad performance a few years back. But she has to come back BIG and she might not be 100% ready as yet. Her Aries sister Jamie Lynn has had her baby girl and seems as if she has weathered the storm that comes with being an unwed teen with child.

Libra Heather Locklear suffered an embarrassing nervous/emotional breakdown while Cancer hubby Richie Sambora was done for DUI (with daughter Ava in th e car). Leo Madonna and Leo NY Yankee player Alex Rodriguez were supposedly caught up in a big affair but that seems to have settled down and the Material Girl/Woman celebrated her 50th in grand style (complete with a $100,000 Rolex from Virgo hubby Guy Ritchie).

So September is a mix of reality versus imagination and romantic yearnings – with the Pisces Full Moon, the Sun in Virgo and the personal planets Mercury and Venus in Virgo and Libra. It’s a scattered month and towards the end (September 25 to be exact), Mercury retrogrades in Libra through October 16. Murphy’s Law of whatever can go wrong will go wrong is in full effect. Now is not the time to mince words or say too much either. Think before you speak boys and girls and all those loud mouthed celebrities out there!!

Keep your eyes and ears open for celebrity cosmic fodder…


Astrogirl

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