MICHAEL JACKSON sure ate up a lot of media attention and time in July and August didn’t he? And it’s his birthday this month, so he’s sure to be on the minds of everyone yet again..
Let’s have a look and see who is else is a Virgo:
• Michael Jackson (August 29)
• Claudia Schiffer
• Macaulay Culkin
• Blake Lively
• Andy Roddick
• Rachel Bilson
• Jack Black
• Cameron Diaz
• Jason Priestly
• Beyonce
• Richard Gere
• Salma Hayek
• Ryan Phillippe
• Jennifer Hudson
• Lance Armstrong
• Jada Pinkett Smith
• Tim Burton
• Rose McGowan
• Keanu Reeves
• Prince Harry
MJ’s death has overshadowed pretty much everything of late. His death came hours after Aquarius Farrah Fawcett’s, yet she didn’t rate much of a mention once MJ died. Now his Doctor is up on all sorts of charges and the Jackson family is determined to present MJ as a good person – someone who was murdered versus a drug addict. Not someone who has reportedly been using drugs for many years and has altered his appearance so much that he is unrecognizable. As for his 3 kids – are they his? They don’t look like mixed race children at all. They look like white kids. How is he the father?
Virgos have always been an ‘odd lot’. Hitchcock, Keanu Reeves, Hugh Grant, MJ, Tim Burton, Pee–Wee Herman, Chris Tucker (who had a hit show on TV and walked out on it to go to Africa and find his roots…). Virgo men especially have a sexual twist that is always there and no one can ever predict what they will do with it. Hugh Grant had a very hot girlfriend at home in Elizabeth Hurley yet he still sought out a rather ugly woman for sexual services and got caught red handed. Pee–Wee Herman got caught in a sex club masturbating, ending his children’s entertainer role for good. Rumours have swirled about Richard Gere for many years, as they have about Keanu Reeves. Hitchcock and Burton are two strange looking/acting movie producers who have a unique way of doing things.
Little else has filled the gossip pages except for the MJ saga however Rob Pattinson (Venus ruled Taurus) and Aries Kristen Stewart and their on again–off again for real or not romance is also competing. Another story that keeps selling magazines is the vicious divorce proceedings of 2 Aries – the Gosselins – a boring, white trash family that America seems invested in for some strange reason. The husband is fat and has a young girlfriend. The wife has had copious amounts of kids, plastic surgery and has a bogan haircut. Shame on all of us for caring!
Other people in the headlines are Megan Fox and her never ending stupid comments about the movies she’s only in because she too has had reportedly had copious amounts of plastic surgery and men want to have sex with her. She’s a Taurus and very stubborn by all accounts. Like Sagittarian Katherine Heigl, she doesn’t know how lucky she is and when to keep her big mouth shut. Both lucky ladies are continually slinging off at their producers, their shows and their jobs. Yet they get away with it and make oodles of money while they’re at it.
Nicole Ritchie is definitely a reformed Virgin, with her 2nd baby on the way with her man Pisces Joel Madden. Their Capricorn daughter Harlow is soon to be joined by another sibling soon and she seems very happy and content being a ‘normal person’ versus a spoilt Hollywood brat which she was for so many years. Her ex bff Aquarius Paris Hilton is up to her old tricks. She’s got a new reality show called ‘Paris, not France’ airing on MTV and continues to take up tabloid space with her antics. She broke up with her boyfriend Libran Doug Reinhardt and is onto a soccer player now..or someone else…they all meld into one after a while don’t they?
Jason Priestly, Charlie Sheen, Jack Black are all settled down Virgos who are happily married, having kids and keeping a low profile (unlike earlier times – especially Charlie Sheen!). Lance Armstrong recently had a baby with his new girlfriend and Pink is back on track with Cancer hubby Carey Hart. Andy Roddick just married Brooklyn Decker and narrowly missed beating Leo Roger Federer at Wimbledon. One day Andy! Leos are hard to beat!
In other celeb news, Sag Britney Spears continues to lay low and we aren’t hearing much about her at all – except for her ‘engagement’ to her William Morris agent Jason Trawick a Sagittarius like Britney (Dec 4, 1971), who is Jewish and seems as normal as any guy Britney is ever going to meet. He’s older (37) and mature and business minded and let’s hope it works out for her. K–Fed (who the media are now dubbing K–Fat as he has put on a lot of weight) continues his relationship with Victoria Prince (another Sag like his ex wife). He’s on tour with Britney and his kids while she performs, he has the boys and Brit gets to spend time with them too which is working well. Victoria is along for the tour too so I guess after all the drama, its one big happy family. Nice going Brit!
What about the very public birthday dumping suffered by Cancer Jessica Simpson in July? Taurus Tony Romo has also barred her from entering his property or going anywhere near his apartment building. Apparently she has been harping on a bit too much about him marrying her and them starting a family and he had enough and dumped her. Meanwhile her ex Scorpio hubby Nick Lachey just split with his Scorpio galpal Vanessa Millano – so who knows? Is there reconciliation in the air? Imagine that!
Aries Posh and Taurus hubby David Beckham celebrated their 10th wedding anniversary recently and looking at the pics from the holiday, it seemed DB spent a lot of time on his mobile phone while VB did her best to look glam with a towel wrapped around her head the entire time. Whatever. As they say in the US…”it’s cheaper to keep her”. Divorce would wipe DB out. And after 10 years you have to pay more (remember how Tom Cruise tried to say he and Nicole weren’t married for 10 years so he didn’t have to pay out as much?). Cheeky Crab!! No wonder he and Becks are such good mates!
Cosmic Cheers,
Keep your ears and eyes open!
Astrogirl
