Sagittarians the sign associated with travel, adventure and fiery enthusiasm are in the stars this month.
Who’s turning 1 year older this month?
• Britney Spears
• Christina Aguilera
• Brad Pitt
• Ben Stiller
• Miley Cyrus
• Kate Holmes
• Kiefer Sutherland
• DMX
• Katherine Heigl
• Natasha Bedingfield
• Jay‒Z
• Jake Gyllenhaal
• Taylor Swift
• Teri Hatcher
December is the month for Sagittarians to feel the heat of the Sun and other planets. And with Mercury going out of phase in December, chances are we will see more splits and drama!
2010 has definitely been the year of the surprise break up. Eva Longoria (Pisces) and Taurus Tony Parker just announced their break up in November. Christina Aguilera (Sag) and Gemini tubby hubby Jordan Bratman are going through a rather nasty split (with pregnancy rumours plaguing Christina). Earlier in the year we had the surprise break up of Scorpio Jenny McCarthy & Capricorn Jim Carrey. Gemini Courtney Cox and weirdo Virgo David Arquette split amidst rumours of infidelity after 11 years of marriage. Billy Ray Cyrus and his wife Tish have filed for divorce amidst rumours she dallied abit too hard with Pisces Bret Michaels. A marriage of 17 years. Miley in the middle of it all. And then there’s the nasty divorce between Pisces Kelsey Grammer and his Virgo passive aggressive monster wife Camille. She’s now starring in ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hill’s and she’s a nightmare. She’s had way too much plastic surgery and is a nasty woman who thinks she’s a star. She comes off really badly on the show that’s for sure.
As we go into December, Mercury retrograde December 10 – 30 in Capricorn and then in Sagittarius so no doubt there will be more drama with the 2 Capricorns fighting over their daughter and their he said she said back and forth – Mel Gibson & Oksana. Plus Virgo Charlie Sheen and his wild night in New York at the Plaza hotel could come back to haunt him when texts and videos surface. If anyone needs to go to rehab and stay there, it’s him. Too much money riding on him though. He is the highest paid TV actor of all time. He keeps a lot of people in work and makes a lot of other people money. Cancer Lindsay Lohan on the other hand isn’t employable so she is okay to sit in rehab and go through the wringer for everything she does. Charlie on the other hand gets off scott free for all his shenanigans. His time will come. Karma’s a bitch Charlie.
Speaking of karma, Sagittarius Katherine Heigl is a nightmare to work with according to pretty much everyone. She got the boot from Grey’s Anatomy and her last 2 movies have bombed big time – the one with Aquarius Ashton Kutcher and the other one with Scorpio Josh Duhamel. She thought she was going to be the new and improved Jennifer Aniston (who is another one who is in a real slump). Aquarius Jennifer Aniston needs to disappear for a while and focus on other things than acting. Her last 5 movies have bombed big time. They just weren’t funny and she keeps playing the same character over and over and over again. Single, lonely, bad dates, cute in her flat ironed hair and nude pumps and clingy clothing…she’s cute – we get it. But she’s no Meryl Streep that’s for sure! It seems that her life is one bomb after another with all these men she dates and tries to make her man. She needs to date someone OUT of the business. A Doctor, lawyer, carpenter…someone normal.
I think Jennifer Aniston needs to return to TV and stay there. Maybe do a movie once in a while but not bomb after bomb as she’s doing now.
Sagittarius Miley Cyrus is the pawn in her parent’s messy divorce right now, with her dad claiming his wife Tish had an affair with Pisces ‘nearly dead but clinging to life’ Bret Michaels. Where does Bret Michaels get all this time/energy to have all this sex? Sad to see a long marriage like this disintegrate. Meanwhile Miley is all over the place and doesn’t seem to be with her beau Aussie Liam Hemsworth.
So as we leave 2010 we see a lot of relationships leave us too. Whether any of them will call off the divorce attorneys remains to be seen. And whether Cancer Jessica Simpson will go through with her marriage to ex footy player Virgo Eric Johnson remains to be seen too. It happened very quickly. And she announced her engagement very quickly after 2 Scorpios Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo announced their engagement too. Hopefully Jessica and Eric work out.
On a lighter note, there were some weddings too – Gemini Russell Brand and Scorpio Katy Perry got hitched and so far so good (2 months in…). I get the feeling Gemini Russell will have a hard time adjusting to married/committed life. Katy’s much younger too and whether or not this is a purely lustful thing that will wear off soon is something that is very possible.
It will also be interesting to see if Aquarius Ashton Kutcher and Scorpio wife of 5 years Demi Moore can get past the rumours of infidelity that have plagued them for months now. Demi is set to have a sit down interview and talk about the story. Apparently there is some truth to it somewhere. They could very well have an ‘open marriage’ and now the secret it out. What sort of spin she will put on it remains to be seen. But more and more when I see pictures of them together I think it’s a very odd couple. She seems to be shrinking and is way too skinny while he is the picture of youth and vitality,
So let’s leave December up to the Mercury retrograde gods and see where the cosmic cards fly and lie…and with Venus in secretive Scorpio. Venus was retrograde earlier in the year and that’s why there has been so much drama in people’s love lives. Stay tuned for more…
Cosmic well wishes and make sure you read your December monthly forecast.
Astrogirl
xoxo
