It’s a baby boom this month!! So many celebs preggers…unbelievable! Before we get to all the bulging bellies however, let’s check and see who’s an Aquarius…
Celeb Aquarians:
• Portia DeRossi
• Ellen DeGeneres
• John Travolta
• Matt Dillon
• Oprah Winfrey
• Lauren Conrad
• Christian Bale
• Justin Timberlake
• Alicia Keys
• Emma Roberts
• Taylor Lautner
• Ashton Kutcher
• Shakira
• Isla Fisher
• Paris Hilton
• Jennifer Aniston
• Sheryl Crow
• Lisa Marie Presley
• Seth Green
A lot more girls than guys above – it seems that Aquarians like to talk – talk show hosts Oprah and Ellen are both born under the sign of the people. Aquarians do attract a lot of media attention when you consider Jennifer Aniston, Mischa Barton and Ashton Kutcher are all Aquarians. Not often you open a magazine and don’t see their faces smiling and/or grimacing back at you.
Now onto the baby boom that’s hit Hollywood of late. So many girls preggers!
Gemini’s: Jewel & Natalie Portman
Virgos: Rachel Zoe & Pink
Aries: Posh Spice, Kate Hudson & Mariah Carey
Sags: Jennifer Connelly & Christina Applegate
Taurus: Penelope Cruz
Cancer: Selma Blair
Libra: Alicia Silverstone
That’s a lot of baby showers and registries for many celebs to have to attend and buy a gift for! Posh Spice, Mariah Carey, Natalie Portman, Penelope Cruz…big names here. Amazing how the babies are all due around the same time too – Spring/Summer in the USA (so lot’s of Pisces/Aries/Taureans and Gemini’s on the way).
Engagements too – Aries Reese Witherspoon and her agent fiancé Jim Toth. Aries Jesse James and his inked up whatever she is Kat Von D – a 28 year old Pisces…less than one year after Jesse James cheating ways hit the Oscars and took the wind out of ex wife Leo Sandra Bullock’s win. Lots of twittering back and forth between Jesse and Kat Von D too. Inappropriate on so many levels.
Divorce – Libra/Scorpio cusper Ryan Reynolds and Scorpio/Sag wife Scarlett Johansson. As much as the media would like it so, he and Leo Sandra Bullock are not hooking up. They’re friends and need each other right now. I think Sandra is dating her hot bodyguard – he lives in the house with her and is always around and in the pictures of her.
Hook ups – Libra Kim Kardashian (who is a walking marketing dream and business )– 30 years old dating 25 year old Aquarius Kris Humphries…same spelling as her mum’s name and he has 2 sisters – Krystal and Kaela – sound familiar? What’s with families naming their kids with all the same first letter? Look at the Kardashians – Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kylie and Kendall – all birthed by mum Kris!
Scorpio Meg Ryan and recently separated rocker Libra John Cougar Mellencamp out and about and snuggling up together. Not a great match – Meg always seems to pick the wrong sign for her – ex’s Aries Dennis Quaid and Russell Crowe for example. Virgo Ryan Phillippe and Sagittarius cutie Amanda Seyfried are another new couple in Tinseltown. Once again, not a good match for either.
Amazing that Gemini Nicole Kidman and hubby Scorpio managed to keep the birth of their surrogate daughter Faith Margaret a secret! Good for them! That makes 4 kids for Nicole – her 2 adopted with ex hubby Tom Cruise and her 2 with Keith Urban. She is a fixture on the Nashville social circuit and seems to be the very happiest she can possibly be. So happy for her that she has found her ‘man and her niche’ in life.
Someone who hasn’t found their happy place and probably never will is Virgo train wreck Charlie Sheen. There’s articles online about ‘bricks of cocaine’ being delivered to him on the set of his ratings winning show ‘Two and a Half Men’. That he’s a total nightmare to work with and uncontrollable. This bloke definitely has 9 lives! He keeps on keeping on and is the highest paid actor on TV. What does that say about our society? He’s a father of 5 kids – 2 young girls and 2 baby boys. Porn actresses tweeting about his famous parties and all the drugs and alcohol he devours. It wasn’t that long ago he ran amuck at the Plaza Hotel – wrecking his hotel room and locking hookers in closets and was later secreted out of New York via private plane before he got himself into more porn hot water! Now the media are saying he has a hernia and is in hospital having an operation. A hernia caused by laughing too hard at something on TV. Really? What a crock!
Capricorn losers Tiger Woods and Mel Gibson are keeping a very low profile indeed so far in 2011. Mel has been spotted in Malibu where he owns (or at least used to own until he gave it to his ex wife) a lot of property. No word on Tiger at all. His golf game is suffering and his wife is attending college and happily dating a fellow student. Why did he get married in the first place? He didn’t remain faithful for long at all. Why bother?
Gemini Natalie Portman is a ‘shoe in’ for best actress at the Academy Awards. She’s glowing – pregnant with her first child with her Gemini fiancé – who dumped his long time girlfriend to be with Natalie. Aries Kate Hudson and boyfriend Gemini Matthew Bellamy were surprised to find out they were pregnant and once again Kate – you picked a not so good looking guy to have a baby with. You couldn’t have gotten knocked up by gorgeous Leo A–Rod when you dated him? Her ex Scorpio Owen Wilson is going to be a father soon – with a regular citizen believe it or not! A wonderful turn of events for Owen who really was down and out and suicidal a few years ago.
Wonder if Aries Hugh Hefner will get his new bride to be preggers? Taurus Crystal Harris? Stay tuned…
Keep your ears and eyes open for any and all cosmic goss!
Cosmic Cheers,
Astrogirl
xoxo
