April – is home to madcap Aries – the first sign of the zodiac and the sign associated with initiation, starting things (and getting someone else to finish them), the sign that is ruled by Mars the planet of action. Aries don’t muck around and give them a little fame and fortune and look out.
Famous Aries:
• Reese Witherspoon
• Russell Crowe
• Mariah Carey
• Diana Ross
• Vince Vaughn
• Kiera Knightley
• Kevin Federline
• Chaka Khan
• Seth Rogen
• The Gosselins (Kate and Jon)
• Robert Downey Jr
• Brooklyn Decker
• Posh Spice
• Kourtney Kardashian
• Aretha Franklin
• Elton John
• Elle McPherson
• Emma Watson
• Sarah Jessica Parker
• Celine Dion
GAGA, Sir Elton, Chaka Khan, Aretha, Mariah, Celine, Robert Downey Jr, Russell Crowe…and not to mention Diana Ross…all have had their ‘crazy moments’ at times – GAGA arriving at the MTV Awards in an egg is the latest example of how Aries celebs savour their moments in the spotlight.
Aries celebs are prone to intense ups and downs too. Depression/anxiety/high strung/high maintenance are all keywords for Aries celebs. Reese Witherspoon and Matthew Broderick are very low key Ram celebs – even though it was reported a while back that Matthew was having an affair (with a woman no less) which kinda shocked everyone.
Vince Vaughn and Russell Crowe are the antipethis of what a Ram man should be – a big, tough guy with a jelly centre (and often a jelly belly!) Rams have trouble with weight very often – witness Mariah, Chaka, Aretha, Russell, Vince, Fergie, Federline, Seth Rogen and Leona Lewis…all Aries and all up and down the kilo scale.
Other Aries like SJP, Celine Dion, Posh Spice, R Downey Jr stay slim due to their nervous energy. GaGa is another Aries who is too busy to eat…but I always feel that Aries are ‘fat people trying to get out of fatter bodies’ because they live with such gusto. Eating, drinking and being lazy at times and overdoing the dieting and exercise at other times. Aries celebs need 3 wardrobes most of the time – thin, normal and fat!
April is very much an Aries fueled month. Mars, the Sun, Jupiter, Uranus and Mercury retrograde all hang in Aries with Venus moving in towards the latter part of the month.
Mariah Carey and Libra hubby Nick Cannon are due to have their twins in late March/April – so twin Aries to join over the top mumma Mariah. Kate Hudson and baby daddy Matt Bellamy, a Gemini are due to have their bundle of joy later this year. Her ex Leo Yankee hunkee A–Rod is still getting busy with Virgo Cameron Diaz. Posh is preggers, Kourtney K, Fergie, Reese are all trying to get preggers. Reese just married her handsome ‘regular’ man – Jim Toth – and will be preggers by end of 2011. Ryan Phillipe her ex Virgo hubby is awaiting paternity tests to find out if he is the father of an ex girlfriend…
What’s with Leo Sean Penn and young 26 year old Libra/Scorpio cusper Scarlett Johnasson? S–Squared the tabloids are calling them. They went to Reese Witherspoon’s wedding in March and are planning a trip to Haiti later in the year. What gives Scarlett? How does one go from hunky Libra/Scorpio cusper hunk to scrawny, crabby, puny Leo Sean Penn? And what does Sean Penn have? The mind boggles! He landed Madonna, Robyn Wright, Jewel at one stage…he likes em blond with blue/green eyes that’s for sure…oh that’s right – he had an affair with gorgeous a gorgeous black model last year…so he’s an equal opportunity dater and mater!
Now we have to mention the craziest celebrity on planet Earth. VIRGO Charlie Sheen.
Carlos Irwin Estevez was born September 3, 1965 in NYC to Martin and Janet Sheen. He changed his name to Charlie Sheen, while brother Emilio stayed an Estevez (and stayed sane too – even though he did marry crazy Paula Abdul…).
Charlie’s chart:
Sun is in 10 Degrees Virgo.
Extremely careful and cautious by nature, you value neatness and order above all else. You rigorously practice very high standards of living and conduct and you demand the same of everyone with whom you come into contact. At times, you are so supercritical that you are merely nit–picky. You are very good at practical skills and quite handy with tools of all kinds. You are also greatly concerned with hygiene, cleanliness and personal health problems. Very likely your health is much better than you think it is –– don’t worry so much! Extremely methodical and analytical, you are a perfectionist –– this makes you the perfect person to carry out highly detailed, precise operations. But, at times, you pay so much attention to details that you lose sight of the larger issues.
Moon is in 20 Degrees Sagittarius.
An idealist, you prefer the grand, the beautiful, the good and the noble. You get very disappointed when your high expectations in life are not met. Very curious by nature, you enjoy traveling and learning about other peoples and cultures. Try to avoid your tendency to ignore the small but important details of living. You are independent and free, and you want others to be that way, too. Optimistic, buoyant and cheerful, others like to have you around. You have an incessant desire to learn as much as possible about metaphysics, religion, philosophy and any other broad, deep subject. Your life tends to be punctuated by bursts of energy and frenetic activity.
Mercury is in 22 Degrees Leo.
You are usually quite convinced that your own ideas are correct and you enjoy persuading others that they are. At times, you are very stubborn and proud of your beliefs and principles, and you get very defensive when they are challenged. You appreciate truth and honesty –– you practice it yourself and expect it in others. You have good talent for organizing, directing and planning. You delight in being asked for your advice and counsel.
Venus is in 18 Degrees Libra.
A very friendly and outgoing person, you hate to be alone. Beware of a continuing tendency to compromise yourself in order to avoid being lonely. Try to be yourself, not what others would like you to be. You have an innate desire to be in refined and elegant surroundings and will go out of your way to create a plush and comfortable atmosphere around you. You have heightened aesthetic sensibilities and are attracted to music and the arts. Try to avoid using your well–known seductive charm in order to get out of doing what you consider to be dirty work!
Mars is in 09 Degrees Scorpio.
Your likes and dislikes are strong and intense, never casual or superficial. You are known for your persistence and willful obsession. Once you have decided on a course of action, you are unstoppable. Your emotional actions tend to be extreme, although you try to keep them muted. You are not quick to anger, you do slow burns. And you tend to release your anger as sarcasm or irony. Beware of your tendency to hold grudges and to be vengeful. When you do fight, or release your internal tensions, you do so body and soul –– you become totally passionate and your outbursts are awesome to behold.
Jupiter is in 28 Degrees Gemini.
You have a logical, detached, objective view of most things. Your interests are wide–ranging and you are an avid student, with expertise in many different areas. You love to work things out in your mind –– everything you do is reduced to an exercise in logic and reason. You have the ability to grasp abstractions and to deal successfully with the larger issues of life. Your overemphasis on developing your powerful intellect can cause your emotional and intuitive abilities to atrophy unless you consciously choose to exercise them.
I think this is a very accurate description of Charlie in many ways. I have underlined the specific bits of his chart that really sound like him. Unfortunately I don’t have is time of birth in order to ascertain his rising sign. Most likely Aquarius or Sagittarius. He seems to have a lot of hot air and fire and rage or then again, he could have Scorpio rising (he has Mars in Scorpio) and that would make him super paranoid and feel as if it’s ‘him against the world’.
What is going to be the outcome for Charlie? He needs help but is refusing it. He feels he is right and everyone else is wrong. Very Elvis Presley/Howard Hughes/Joan Crawford – they too felt they were find, healthy, happy etc when they were nothing of the sort. Being a Virgo, he has a strong grounded part of him that could very well come to his ‘senses’ and report back to work on ‘Two and a Half Men’ sooner than later and laugh it all off and pretend that like fellow late, great Virgo Michael Jackson…it’s all been a bit of a prank.
And then the laugh is well and truly back on us…
Cosmic Cheers,
Astrogirl
xoxo
