May is a welcome cosmic delight after a very rough April, with Mercury out of phase most of the month. Taureans are ruled by Venus, the planet of beauty and love, so usually very good looking. Taurus are earth signs, so mostly stable and hard workers. Let’s check out the Taurus celebs in the news right now and see if this description fits. P.S. Taurus is the most STUBBORN sign in the zodiac!
• George Clooney
• Tori Spelling
• David Beckham
• Uma Thurman
• Enrique Iglesias
• Lily Allen
• Chris Brown
• Renee Zellweger
• Al Pacino
• Jessica Alba
• Tim McGraw
• Adele
• Jerry Seinfeld
• Audrina Patridge
• Megan Fox
• Cate Blanchett
• Kelly Clarkson
• Andie McDowell
• The Rock – Dwayne Johnson
So what’s the dealio in May?
May is a much smoother and easier month than April. There’s no doubt that Mercury out of phase in Aries through April 23 really caused a ruckus in the Hollywood entertainment industry. Take for example the jailing (for the 4th time) of Cancer Lindsay Lohan. Of course due to jail overcrowding, Lindsay has to do 400 hours of community service. In the morgue of all places. Talk about scared straight! Lindsay will get to see victims of domestic violence, stabbings, shootings, overdoses, suicides etc. LA has it all!
Speaking of LA having it all, LA also has Virgo Charlie Sheen. Who now wants his job on ‘Two and a Half Men’ back! Is he serious? Does he really think producer Chuck Levy is going to forgive all his rants, raves and insults? And the goddesses? The two trailer park girls from Florida that hang out with Charlie? One of them Brie (like the cheese) just high tailed it back to swamp land and no doubt the last remaining ‘goddess’ will get out soon too. Rumour has it (a great Adele song – she’s a Taurus!) that Charlie is broke. Cash poor. Needs money. Is selling his t–shirts for $10 apiece to make money. He is looking very thin, he isn’t wearing his ‘teeth’ in (he has a few teeth missing due to crack addiction) and is an all round MESS. A hot mess as they say!
Let’s hope May sees Charlie on the path to sobriety and happiness – after all he has 2 young daughters Sam and Lola with Aquarius ex Denise Richards and 2 sons with ex Brooke Mueller (who is another drug addict).
And of course we have the Royal Wedding April 29. On that day, the Sun is in Taurus, Moon in Pisces, Venus in Aries, Mars in Aries, Mercury in Aries, Jupiter in Aries and Neptune in Pisces. Prince William is a Gemini/Cancer cusper born June 21 – the last day the Sun spends in Gemini, while Kate is a deadest in the middle Capricorn.
Prince William has Sun, Moon and Mercury in Gemini, while his Venus is in Taurus and his Mars is in Libra. Kate is a Capricorn, with her Moon in Cancer, Mercury and Venus in Aquarius and Mars also in Libra. Both William and Kate crave harmony with Mars in Libra. Her Mercury and Venus in Aquarius work well with Will’s Sun, Moon and Mercury in Gemini, while his Venus in Taurus works very well with Kate’s Sun in Capricorn and Moon in Cancer. After 8 years together, surely these two have worked the kinks out? Let’s hope they will live happily ever after and not fall victim to the rumours, infidelity and paparazzi stalking that killed Williams’ mum – Cancer Princess Diana.
More pregnancies in the celeb world – Taurus Tori Spelling and hubby Scorpio Dean are expecting their 3rd child. Taurus Jessica Alba expecting another girl. Taurus David Beckham finally having a baby girl with Aries wife Victoria. Aries Kate Hudson looking more pregnant everyday. Aries Mariah Carey looking ready to burst! Mariah and hubby Libra Nick Cannon expecting twins. I thought they were due in April and like her, would be Aries but were in Taurus territory now!
Gemini Eddie Cibriani and Virgo LeAnn Rimes marrying quietly in Malibu in April. Is she preggers? She looks way too thin to be pregnant! Scorpio Aussie just had baby number #2 on Good Friday – a Taurus boy baby which works well with her Scorpio Sun.
Gisele – supermodel Cancer is reportedly preggers again with baby #2 with footie hubby hottie Leo Tom Brady. Wonder who Taurus Renee Zellweger will date next? Her 2 year relationship with Capricorn Hangover hottie Bradley Cooper just ended and he is rumoured to be moving in on permanently single/available Aquarius Jennifer Aniston. Meanwhile her bff Gemini Courteney Cox continues to stand behind her drunken, accident prone weirdo husband Virgo David Arquette – even though he rambled on the Howard Stern radio show about sex he’d had outside the marriage with a much younger version of Courteney. Why she wants to hang onto him is hard to work out. Sure they have a daughter together, but he is so not good enough for her!
Former ‘Hills’ star Audrina Patridge, Taurus has just debuted her new reality show in the US. Her ex on again off again Carey – the Aussie BMX rider is on it right now and not doing us Aussies proud! Then again her family are a bunch of ratbags (what’s with her mum?), so they are well suited and it’s to be expected Carey will be back in the reality picture.
Taurus Adele is breaking all the records with her fab new album ‘21’. She really does have a wonderful voice – as do many Taureans – Kelly Clarkson, Barbra Streisand, Lily Allen and Janet Jackson. Taureans are ruled by the throat so it makes sense they can sing and are gifted musically. Bono is another Taurus and his band U2 are one of the most popular bands to have ever graced the Earth.
Mars the planet of initiation and energy spends his last full month in Aries in May and June 5 steps into the obstinate, heavy, earthy, stubborn energy of Taurus, where he remains through mid 2012. We can expect things to ‘settle down’ a lot more and the Charlie Sheen’s and David Arquette’s and Lindsay Lohan’s and Spencer Pratts (who has disappeared into oblivion lately) will all get their just cosmic desserts and leave us all alone!
Till next month,
Cosmic well wishes and cheers,
Astrogirl
xoxo
