Cancers – the sign of the mother and the emotional wrangler…and the sign that knows how to ensnare us all with their emotional roller coaster of a life…
Ruled by the Moon, Cancers are often called sensitive, emotional, needy and often overbearing. And the men seem just as mothering and overbearing as the women…take a look at our celeb Crabs and you will see what we mean…
Celeb Crabs:
• Tom Cruise
• Meryl Streep
• Jason Mraz
• Pam Anderson
• Julian Assange
• Jessica Simpson
• Will Ferrell
• Gisele Bunchen
• George Michael
• Selma Blair
• Ed Westwick
• Khloe Kardashian
• Mike ‘the Situation’ Sorrentino
• Liv Tyler
• Vin Diesel
• Lindsay Lohan
• Chace Crawford
• Courtney Love
Cancers really know how to tug at our heart strings. Of all the signs, the females especially really do put us through some emotional hoops. Jessica Simpson, Courtney Love and most especially Lindsay Lohan. Her constant appearances in court however are starting to wear thin…
Being a Cancer is not easy. Ruled by the Moon, this sign goes through constant ups and downs that the Moon goes thru. It’s one of the hardest zodiac signs to be. It’s the sign of the mother, of the nurturer and provider however that comes with its own baggage as Cancers tend to get taken advantage of (however they kinda set themselves up for it at times).
Jessica Simpson is busy loosing weight (again – for her 2nd wedding – another Cancer issue – a belly) to her Virgo fiancée Eric…something…this guy is totally unimpressive…don’t think wedding will actually happen. Her ex Nick Lachey (Scorpio) is finally tying the knot with same birthday Scorpio Vanessa Minillo. Taken long enough!
Break ups – Taurus perennial bachelor George Clooney and his wannabe actress model ‘wife’ Elisabetta Canelis, a Virgo. Virgo women are tough! No doubt she thought she had him where she wanted him…but seems she didn’t.
‘The Hills’ star Aquarius Lauren Conrad and her Aries boyfriend Kyle Howard have split – snooze fest the two of them…she is a bit of a snooze fest herself. Fellow The Hills star Taurus Audrina Patridge is gorgeous to look at but vapid and Lauren. Her mum is the scene stealer of the show – am sure it will be coming soon to a screen near you!
Scorpio Owen Wilson has split with his non famous baby mumma – while Aries ex Kate Hudson continues to get bigger and bigger with her baby and her ring is pretty big too with Gemini fiancé Muse’s Matt Bellamy. She has a thing for geeky looking musicians doesn’t she?
Don’t be surprised if 2 Sags get hitched sooner than later – Britney Spears and her beau Jason Trawick. They’ve stood the test of time longer than most and if anyone deserves each other, it’s two Sags! Speaking of Sags, Christina Aguilera is bigger than ever – weight wise – and bossier than ever too – feuding with Adam Levine, a creative, sensitive, tiny Pisces! While Christina is not tall, she’s a big personality and with her huge bosoms and cartoonish make up, she’s kinda frightening.
While we were informed via the mass media that Leo A–Rod and Virgo muscled up Cameron Diaz broke up, they are still very much working out together. Getting fit is in right now – summer in Hollywood means that everyone is on diets for those pesky paparazzi pics that pop up around this time. Kim K is getting married to a young, immature Aquarius Kris Humphries – same name and spelling as her mum…ick. But will they walk down the aisle? He’s so young and immature – have you heard him talk? Seriously Kim – why marry him? Just have fun. He’s too young!
Paris Hilton, also an Aquarius, recently broke up with Cy Waits – who was a very jealous, possessive ?? (don’t know his sign) – as he is not famous/infamous enough to get his date of birth in the press. Watching her terrible show – ‘The World according to Paris’ there wasn’t much to cling to in this relationship anyway! Paris is a snoozefest – and with crazy Charlie Sheen’s unhinged ex Leo Brooke Mueller on the show, it’s a trainwreck one can’t tear their eyes away from! Paris has plumped up and seems drugged or out of it most of the show. Cy and er were not a match and she needs someone strong/sober and who doesn’t let her stomp around in a snit all the time. Spoilt brat – she is starting to look more and more like her mum too…
New York City just announced that it WILL ALLOW GAY MARRIAGES to take place and be accepted/recognized. Great news for all of NY – especially gay actors who are all rushing to the altar before the ruling is reversed. Neil Patrick Harris being one of them. He and his fellow Gemini lover David Burtka are getting married in a few months. Will be interesting to see how long this new law lasts. Hopefully forever.
The Kardashians are everywhere. They are raking in over $100 million a year and now have the young daughters/stepsisters in on the money making act. Quite amazing how the world is fascinated with these Armenian waxed/botoxed/big bummed/too much make up vapid/vacant girls/women. They are all raking in the cashola and we are all eating it up?? Kim is always so dressed up – does she ever relax? Wear little to no make up? Sweat pants, flip flops and just be casual? Aquarius Jennifer Aniston – the biggest actress in the world and the one making the most money – knows how to rock casual and dressy and always looks good. Kim is 31 in October but she looks much older sometimes due to all the make up and jewellery she wears.
Aries Hugh Hefner got left at the altar, literally. His fiancée Taurus Crystal Harris dumped him a week before their wedding which was to take place June 25 at the Playboy Mansion. She was in Vegas instead with Virgo won’t go away plastic bimbo Heidi Montag. What a team! Heidi refuses to just go away and stars in a new reality show with Janice Dickinson and a bunch of other reality refuse…
HOT NEW COUPLES alert – Virgo Blake Lively and Scorpio Leonardo DiCaprio and Aquarius Jen Aniston and Leo Justin Theroux…
STAR COUPLE – OPPOSITES ATTRACT – AQUARIUS JENNIFER ANISTON & LEO JUSTIN THEROUX
What moniker will two newly in love celebs be anointed? JenJus perhaps? Time will tell but for now we can tell you that this is one good match for the permanently dating, looking for love Jennifer. Being an Aquarius means she is picky when selecting a mate, as is Justin, as Leos are all about the hair and the legs…good thing Ms Aniston has both (and both are great!). These two charts work well together. Her Moon in sassy Sag, his Moon in fun Aries, while her Venus in Aries works well with his Venus in Leo. This is a very sexual relationship and also a fun one, full of conversation and planning for the future. Justin’s Mars in Aquarius combined with his Venus in Leo indicates that he could be on the flirtatious side however Jenn’s fine with it – after all – not many gals can compete with her now can they?
STAR COUPLE – SCORPIO LEONARDO DICAPRIO & VIRGO BLAKE LIVELY
Wow ! This is one sizzling match! Apart from his Moon in Libra (which makes him so cool under any and all sorts of pressure), the rest of Leo’s planets, like his Sun are in Scorpio. Blake is a 100% Virgo – with her Sun, Mercury, Mars, Venus and Moon in Virgo. So she is VERY MUCH a Virgo while Leo is very much a Scorpio. And they work – every bit of them! Leo has a way of looking right through Blake, making her blush. He wants to know her secrets while giving very little away himself until he’s ready. Blake’s ex Penn Badgley was also a Scorpio, so it seems that she likes her men sexy and mysterious! Both are ambitious and crave privacy as well – tricky when you’re so famous and fabulous. However this relationships has legs (as does Blake) so keep your eyes peeled for more lovey–dovey PDA’s from exotic locations all over the globe (including Sydney!).
Coming at you straight from Hollywood, Los Angeles,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
xoxo
