September is definitely a month when anything goes. The Sun in Virgo sets the tone for the flavour of the next 30 days – and as you will see below, there are some very colourful Virgos in Hollywood…
Celeb Virgos:
• Beyonce
• Michael Jackson RIP
• Amy Winehouse RIP
• Charlie Sheen
• Faith Hill
• Hugh Grant
• Shania Twain
• Ludacris
• LeAnn Rimes
• Lea Michele
• Marc Anthony
• Cameron Diaz
• Andy Roddick
• Salma Hayek
• Adam Lamberg
• Nicole Ritchie
• Prince Harry
• Jada Pinkett Smith
• Blake Lively
• Chris Pine (Captain America)
• Claudia Schiffer
As you can see by the above list, there are some real larrikins here as well as some tragic souls (Michael Jackson/Amy Winehouse RIP, with Charlie Sheen a close third…). Virgos are the sign of perfection however when things aren’t going exactly the way they want them to go, they can act up – and become very childlike…and rebellious.
The tragic death at 27 of songstress Amy Winehouse points out just how fragile Virgos can be. Like Michael Jackson, she relied on drugs to see her through – while Amy was also an alcoholic and her tiny frame probably just couldn’t take the abuse any longer. Like MJ a huge loss to her fans and the world.
Jada Pinkett Smith and her Libra hubby Will Smith are busy defending rumours of a split, while her recently split ‘Hawthorne’ co–star Virgo Marc Anthony fresh off a bust up with Leo J Lo is denying he and Jada are an item. Once Mercury moves direct and is in a good place (early September in Virgo,)the truth will come out.
A Full Moon September 12 in Pisces is sure to make a lot of things come out actually. Virgo Claudia Schiffer and hubby Pisces Matthew Vaughn are bunkered down and seem united in the face of Capricorn’s January Jones – who is supposedly pregnant with Matthew’s child. January has been getting a lot of press about her nasty attitude and that she’s a cold person to work with – plus the fact she’s pregnant and not announcing who the baby daddy is. All will be revealed around the time of the Full Moon in Pisces September 12.
A baby girl for Posh Spice (Harper) and another girl for Taurus Jessica Alba (Haven Garner), rounding out the boys to Aries Kate Hudson and Gemini Jewel. The Universe has a nice balancing act going on. The Beckhams are loving living in LA – actually saw them frolicking in the Malibu waves last weekend, with paparazzi stalking their every movement.
Virgo Blake Lively and Scorpio Leonardo DiCaprio are still an item. Riding bikes around, shopping, hanging out in LA hotspots…while Virgo Cameron Diaz and her Leo latin lover Yankee Alex Rodriguez are hanging in there too. Gorgeous Cancer and Charlie’s Angel star Minka Kelly announced she and Yankee fellow Cancer Derek Jeter have broken up. 2 Cancers together is one too many!
Craziest Virgo award has to go to Charlie Sheen (Sep 3 birthday). He has a new show he’s working on…will be interesting to see how that goes. He is apparently back with his ex wife Brooke Mueller – a strung out Leo (Aug 19). Did anyone see Aquarian Paris Hilton’s show? Brooke was supposed to be her bff but it didn’t seem Paris cared about her one way or the other. Brooke and Charlie have twins together and they both enjoy crack and heroin, so it’s a marriage made in rehab heaven really. Another bad cosmic match up (same as J Lo and Marc Anthony, Madonna and Guy Ritchie). Leos and Virgos don’t work.
Libra Kim Kardashain got married to her young man giant Kris Humphries, an Aquarius. And what an Aquarius he is – he has quite the acid tongue and so far, no one is a fan. Sure the wedding cost millions of dollars but by selling her story and pics, they have made out like bandits. Unfortunately someone caught a producer telling Scott Disick and his girlfriend Kourtney, an Aries, what to say – feeding lines into their ears. And we all thought this wasn’t a scripted show?
Leo Brody Jenner – step brother of Kim was there with his long time gal pal Libra Avril Lavigne. Really strange choice for both of them. The only one who really seems to have met her match is Cancer Khloe and the big and beautiful Scorpio Lamar Odom. While she hasn’t gotten preggers yet, she will. They really do seem happy considering it was all so rushed (9 weeks from first meet to ‘I do’s’.)
The suicide of Real Housewives Bev Hills hubby Russell Armstrong sent shock waves around the world. Will they be able to air the second season? Apparently the loser aspects of the now dead hubby are played out in full force in the first few episodes. So there might be some doctoring going on in order to save the family of dead hubby further embarrassment. Meanwhile the family of Russell Armstrong are suing BRAVO TV here in the US for damages claiming the show made him do it.
Aries Jennifer Garner has announced she’s preggers with 3rd baby to Ben Affleck – surely they can have a boy now? Both Ben and Matt Damon have all girls. There has to be a boy somewhere in there surely? Victoria Beckham finally got her girl – am sure there was some Doctors supervision there, but good for her. If you’ve got that much money, you really can buy anything. Including the sex of your child.
Meanwhile Aquarius Jennifer Aniston and her new beau Leo Justin Theroux are now shacked up and there’s lots of baby rumours and talk amongst the tabloids. Is this the guy that’s going to finally make an honest woman out of our Jen? It’s a great match up and with Mars in Leo from September 18 – November 15, Justin is very proactive with making big moves and steps with Jen, who has Venus and the Sun and Saturn in her ninth house – also urging her to nest. October is a great month for both of them – the stars will be shining brightly and a quickie marriage is not out of the question.
Am sure by the time this goes to press more drama will have occurred. The ‘intact’ marriage of Jada and Will Smith might not be as intact as it should be…while J Lo will be spotted out with another man very soon…she doesn’t like to be alone and likes steady regular sex as a Leo woman…
Keep your ears and eyes peeled,
Coming to you live from Hollywood…
Astrogirl
xoxo
