What’s up Scorpios? It’s your time to rise and shine and get up to all sorts of shenanigans this month. Scorpios are the most secretive sign of the zodiac and most fly below the radar…however not this month! With Demi Moore (Scorpio) and hubby Aquarius Ashton Kutcher in the news yet again…it looks like there will be plenty of Scorpio news to share…
Who’s a Scorpio?
• Demi Moore
• Leonardo DiCaprio
• Calista Flockhart
• Chris Noth
• Rachel Mc Adams
• Ryan Gosling
• Jenny McCarthy
• Matthew McConaughey
• Vanessa Minnillo
• Nick Lachey
• Anne Hathaway
• Jack Osbourne
• Tara Reid
• Diddy
• Gemma Ward
• Nelly
• Tilda Swinton
• Neil Young
Everyone wants to know what’s up with Libra Kim Kardashian and Aquarius hubby Kris Humphries. This is what their charts suggest:
SO Kim’s a Libra, with her Moon in Pisces, Mercury in Scorpio, Venus in Virgo and her Mars in Sagittarius.
Kris is an Aquarius with his Moon in Virgo, Mercury in Aquarius, Venus in Aries and Mars in Aries.
Librans and Aquarians are both air signs and work well together. However with her Moon in Pisces, she has a very rose coloured glasses view of the world and marriage. She thinks she has found her Prince Charming in Kris, however with his Moon in Virgo, he’s not as emotionally connected to his feelings as Kim is and can look at marriage more realistically (and honestly).
Mercury in Scorpio means Kim doesn’t always say what’s on her mind and instead bottles up her feelings until they explode, while with his Mercury in Aquarius, he says way too much about what he’s feeling and is totally oblivious to the fact that he sometimes says mean or hurtful things (he thinks he’s joking). Venus in Virgo makes Kim extremely jealous while Kris’s Venus in Aries makes him a major flirt and not as committed to the relationship as Kim is. Mars in Sagittarius for Kim and Aries for Kris means that sexually they are very connected and hot to trot.
There’s a lot of miscommunication in this relationship and with his Mercury in Aquarius and Venus in Aries, he is a tough guy to get through to. Kim needs so much attention as we know and she’s a hard worker – also very controlling with Venus in Virgo and Mercury in Scorpio.
Unless Kris warms up to her and allows her to be the boss...it won’t last more than 3 years. She will definitely have a baby with him though as her biological clock is ticking very loudly.
Elsewhere in LALALAND, Leo J Lo and Capricorn Bradley Cooper seem to be heating up. J Lo does bear a striking resemblance to his ex–wife (of 4 months) Aries Jennifer Esposito. And she likes the all American look – Ben Affleck…plus Bradley is young and topical while ex Virgo Marc Anthony was kinda C list…
Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone – 2 Scorpios and the 2 hottest and most sought after stars today. I saw Ryan last week hiking at Runyon Canyon and in real life, he’s very slim – however he does have a presence. And let’s not forget he (like fellow Scorpio Leo DiCaprio) is one of the best actors around. Martin Scorcese is also a Scorpio and will work with Ryan soon – Ryan is the new Leo, while Emma is the new Julia Roberts…who just happens to be a Scorpio too!
Seems to be a lot of breaking up to make up again in Hollywood lately. I think beautiful Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter will reunite and this time, tie the knot. Both Cancers, this is a love that won’t go away. And now that her show ‘Charlie’s Angels’ has been cancelled…she has time to devote to Derek. Scorpio Tara Reid married and is now saying it wasn’t a real marriage? Once a nut, always a nut!
Speaking of nuts, Taurus Michael Lohan was arrested yet again late October on domestic violence charges. His baby Cancer girl Lindsay got hauled over the hot coals by a judge last week and she is now doing ‘time’ at the morgue. She’s posing fully frontal for Plyaboy and getting a $1 million dollars to for us all to see if the drapes match the rug…Fun times for the Lohan family. I hear mumma Lohan – Dina – Virgo – is writing a tell all memoir, while Lindsay is posing for Playboy and Sag sister Ali is anorexic and has a face full of plastic surgery…trainwreck family of all time.
Scarlett Johannson and Aquarius Joseph Gordon–Levitt are an item? He’s quirky and low key and she likes that. Scorpio Ryan Reynolds is apparently dating (or doing) Virgo Blake Lively – who just split with Leo DiCaprico – and her ex is also a Scorpio Penn Badgley – 3rd times a charm Blake!
And will Cancer Jessica Simpson announce she’s pregnant already? No way that’s just a few extra pounds! She looks like she’s 6 months preggers. Talk about bullshitting the bullshitters! Still don’t think she will marry boring fiancé Eric..a Virgo and a nobody. Does he even have a job? Go back to John Mayer who needs to boost a profile boost…he’s become rather B list of late.
Aquarius Jen Aniston and her boyfriend Leo Justin Theroux continue to wear matching outfits and rings and hats and …all so ridiculous. I don’t find him to be that exciting or attractive – apparently he’s brilliant – very smart/world traveller and spiritual. None of these things I would apply to Ms Aniston. Why the need to wear matching rings? Seems to be a trend – celeb couples dressing the same?
Taurus George Clooney is now dating Amazon woman Stacy Keibler – a Libra. Good match for him – she’s independent and an American for once – George tends to like the foreigners.
Babies continue to pop up and out and Beyonce and Jay Z are now saying their baby is due in Aquarius – so either an Aquarius or Pisces…both work – Jay is a Sag and B’s a Virgo…while stylist to the stars Virgo Rachel Zoe is glowing after the birth of her baby boy as is Taurus Tori Spelling and expecting Jennifer Garner – an Aries – who with Leo Ben Affleck already have 2 daughters. Here’s hoping for a boy for the Afflecks! Libra Matt Damon has 4 daughters! I’m sure he was hoping for a baby boy at some point.
And last but not least Pisces Bruce Willis is expecting with his young wife Emma next year. Life goes on…
Cosmic Cheers and wishes,
Astrogirl
xoxo
