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What to Know, Love & Loathe about your Sign…

By Astrogirl

Aries (March 21 – April 20)

Your Strengths – What to love:
• You’re a doer – once you say you’re going to do something, you go all out to do it
• You’re a mover and a shaker – no wallflower, you know everyone in a room within 5 minutes of entering it
• Energy to spare – you rarely run out of gas and can always be depended on to run out and grab something or be the last one cleaning up at a party
• Up for anything – ruled by adventurous Mars, your overnight bag is always stocked and ready to go – Vegas, AC, Miami, wherever the wind blows you!

Your Weaknesses – What to loathe:
• You’re incredibly bossy and demanding most of the time – just because you’re so gung ho about something, doesn’t mean everyone else has to fall into line behind you
• You’re incredibly impatient and lose interest fast in something or someone when there is no immediate payback
• Tend to be dismissive of passive or shy people – riding roughshod over them
• Usually get dressed in a hurry and end up wearing weird outfits that make you look slightly deranged (think Mariah Carey)

Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

Your Strengths – What to love:
• Venus rules you – so you’re a beauty to behold and possess a tranquility about you that soothes people instantly (think Uma Thurman)
• You’re loyalty is unquestionable – once you believe in someone, nothing can deter you from being by his or her side, through thick and thin
• What you see is what you get – you’re a fixed earth goddess, so consistency is one of your main cosmic drawcards
• You know how to create a beautiful home – there’s an interior decorator/chef lurking inside every hot blooded Taurus woman (and you like to eat as well – bonus!)

Your Weaknesses – What to loathe:
• Your bloody stubbornness!! Once you make up your mind, even if it’s to chop all your Rapunzel locks off and go bald, you’ll do it.
• A black cloud hangs over you – permanently. You can go from smiling and serene to vicious, snarling bitch in 60 seconds. Your temper tantrums are legendary.
• You blow through money like you’ve won the lottery (several times)
• Your possessions are just that – yours. Sharing is not your forte (particularly your cashmere collection)

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

Your Strengths – What to love:
• You never let ‘them’ get to you – wonderful at handling embarrassments and pressures and coming out a winner everytime (think Nicole Kidman)
• Ambidextrous – can do 3 or more things at once – cleaning, cooking, talking on your cell while 2 waying clients…
• Fashion diva – always look good whether you’re rocking H & M or Hermes
• Eternally young and childish – you’re the Peter Pan of the zodiac and we thank you for your innocence – which is never lost

Your Weaknesses – What to loathe:
• You have a faulty punctuality gene - no matter how many watches or alarm clocks you possess, you’re always LATE! But hey, the reasons why you’re late are priceless
• As good at multi-tasking as you are, you tend to leave projects half done and expect others to pick up the pieces and finish them off when you get bored and wander off…
• You refuse to back down and lose an argument gracefully – throwing words around till 3 am until the other person surrenders
• You tend to ditch your old friends for new playmates – very hurtful!

Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

Your Strengths – What to love:
• Your over the top generosity – you will literally give someone ‘the shirt off your back’ if they need it
• You have an instinctive mothering nature – brewing endless cups of tea, tucking in heart broken friends, listening for hours on end to yet another sob story
• Your smile can light up any and every room and every person (think Jessica Simpson)
• Your home is a safe haven for you and your loved ones

Your Weaknesses – What to loathe:
• Your emotional blackmailing technique – which can be frightening. As in “I gave you the shirt off my back, you have to do this for me”
• Your mood swings are legendary – ruled by the Moon, you tend to go through intense ups and downs every few days…
• Getting information out of people is your forte, but heaven help someone who tries to pry info out of you. You clam up and resent them for prying.
• Tend to prefer to stay home watching TV than go out with your friends – boring!

Leo (July 23 – August 23)

Your Strengths – What to love:
• Your natural buoyancy. No matter what misfortune occurs, you always maintain faith in humanity and trust in life’s hidden magic
• Ruled by the Sun, you are one of the zodiac’s happier people – you know how to laugh at yourself along with everyone else
• Your over the top generosity – (think J Lo and the Bentley for Ben)
• Your amazing ego helps you help others – you inspire people to live life to the fullest

Your Weaknesses – What to loathe:
• Giving advice to a Leo is like giving gloves to a fish – totally pointless
• In your love life, you are always seeking passion and sexual abandon – difficult to sustain in every day life (and frustrating for the men in your life)
• You know how to plaster on your ‘fake smile’ a little too easily
• You often live well beyond your means – ending up in credit card debt and bad credit

Virgo (August 24 – September 22)

Your Strengths – What to love:
• Your perfectionism – if something is worth doing, it’s well doing well is your motto
• Your tremendous timing and impeccable insight.
• Neither passive nor aggressive, you are simply sensible yet sensual (think Beyonce)
• You have a wild side that few lucky people get to see (you’re known for being wild and kinky between the sheets)

Your Weaknesses – What to loathe:
• While you present a stable, sensible face to the world, underneath you’re a bundle of nerves and stomach ulcers
• The martyr side of you – the side that makes you do things for people (without them asking) and then bitch about it to anyone who will listen for months afterwards
• You tend to be introverted and can spoil a party by sitting in the corner and obviously taking stock of a friend’s house keeping abilities (or lack of them), often pointing out dust bunnies and paint chips
• You’re far too hard on yourself – chastising yourself for a professional snafu when no one else even noticed

Libra (September 23 – October 23)

Your Strengths – What to love:
• Like a chameleon, you can fit in anywhere and everywhere, from uptown black tie to downtown reggae club – all in the same evening (without breaking a sweat too)
• You ooze charm and charisma – people like to be around you, hoping some of it will rub off on them (think Catherine Zeta-Jones)
• You have the innate ability to play Devil’s Advocate – never really taking sides but listening to both arguments and helping to bring the warring words to an end
• You have instinctive style and can turn a dark and dank studio apartment into a Moroccan showplace given a few days…

Your Weaknesses – What to loathe:
• Your total inability to make up your mind and stick to your decision once you’ve made it!
• Avoidance of emotionally charged scenes or decisions makes you a bit of a scaredy cat – you talk the talk but have trouble sometimes walking the walk…
• People often feel you are mechanical and cold – you are an air sign, tending to think logically rather than emotionally
• You tend to side with the underdog – which can come back to bite you

Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)

Your Strengths – What to love:
• Your sharp mind, sharp instincts and ability to fool people into thinking you are one tough cookie.
• Determined and direct, you get the job done, in half the time other people do (and well under budget too)
• Hot blooded, sensual and irresistible, you enjoy sex and aren’t ashamed of it – often going commando under your business suits and shopping for sex toys at lunchtime
• You are raw, honest and if you promise not to tell a secret, you will take it to your grave

Your Weaknesses – What to loathe:
• Your over the top jealousy and possessiveness – what’s yours is yours – including your lovers and friends
• You forgive but never forget – often plotting an enemy’s downfall for years after the betrayal took place
• You tend to disappear when your life is rocky – you don’t turn to friends for help but instead, turn your phone off and turn away from them
• You put up with a lot of crap from your man due to your innate fear of failure (think Hilary Clinton)

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

Your Strengths – What to love:
• You’re game for anything, full of wild ideas, open to anything and anyone and always the first to go skinny-dipping at a pool party!
• You have great difficulty saying the word “no” – the closest you come to a refusal is a hesitant “maybe”. Basically, you love to please
• Enthusiastic is your middle name – you take on the most horrible projects (like retiling your bathroom) with gusto
• You don’t follow society’s rules and regulations, thumbing your nose at what other people think of you (think Britney Spears/Anna Nicole Smith)

Your Weaknesses - What to loathe:
• You shower loved ones with gifts one day out of the blue, but then totally forget their actual birthday
• You tend to steal the show – at weddings, funerals, parties etc – you become the life of the party, leaving the bride, corpse or birthday gal to watch you in action
• Your brutal honesty (like “wow, you got fat over winter) is not endearing
• You’re always seeking spiritual enlightenment – Kaballah, crystals, healers, while smoking, drinking, stealing other women’s’ hubbies and generally living a rather unenlightened life most of the time!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

Your Strengths – What to love:
• You are the ‘go to’ person – when something needs to get done, people turn to you
• You rarely crumble under pressure – have a mini nervous breakdown in the office or bawl your eyes out at a soppy movie
• The keeper of the cosmic clock, you understand and value time – there’s no mucking around with you – you get on with it while others stand around making up their mind
• People sense you’re trustworthy (which by and large you are). You tend to be promoted through that more than your actual qualifications for the job

Your Weaknesses – What to loathe:
• You can really let yourself go – overeating and falling into a very depressed state when your life doesn’t work out the way you planned (think Kirstie Alley)
• When you do make a rare error, you make it in grand style. You make it with your heart and soul, convinced you are doing the right thing at the time
• You have a memory like an elephant – which is great for nostalgia, but not so good for family members and long time friends and lovers
• When disillusioned, you can convince yourself that you ‘deserve to suffer’, turning down opportunities until you turn the cosmic corner once again

Aquarius (January 21 – February 18)

Your Strengths – What to love:
• You are the expert on everything (in the nicest way of course). You know enough about pretty much everything from politics to celebrity marriage break ups to offer an opinion – (think Oprah Winfrey)
• You are never dull or predictable and keep friends and family on their toes with your next big move or next big thing
• You like to make yourself useful – you’re not one to stay at a friend’s holiday house without fixing broken things or weeding the garden
• You’re a simple soul at heart – easily pleased and low maintenance –

Your Weaknesses – What to loathe:
• Not one to display your emotions, people often think you’re cold or hard hearted
• Being a fixed air sign, once you make up your mind, there’s no changing it – even when you agree you can see you have made a silly decision
• Ruled by the planet of detachment Uranus, you can be aloof and distant at times – even when making love or dealing with drama (which you may of caused)
• You like to show people how things should be done – sort of charming but also kind of aggravating too (show off!)

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Your Strengths – What to love:
• Your flower child personality –dippy at times but always comforting is your cosmic draw card (think Drew Barrymore)
• You don’t just have strong instincts, you have accurate, long range inbuilt radar systems.
• You usually have a very strong and active social conscious – a do gooder if you will - and you have a natural rapport with animals and children
• You’re easygoing, flexible and above all else, crave harmony and tranquility – making you an excellent travel partner

Your Weaknesses – What to loathe:
• Your tendency to hit the bong or the bottle when life comes crashing down around your ears – ruled by Neptune, the planet of fantasy, reality bites harder for you
• Like a psychic sponge, you tend to absorb the emotions and feelings of others – bringing you down to their level
• You have an overactive imagination and often waste time living in la la land and letting real world opportunities slip away from you
• If you don’t have an outlet for your creativity, you can become quickly disillusioned and unhappy.

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